Eric: Dear Santa,
In a last-ditch effort to move onto the Nice list, I promise to behave until the end of this review.
No musings about your full sack.
No smirking about why you're so jolly.
No wisecracks about only coming once a year.
Damn I mean darn, this is harder, I mean more difficult than I thought it would be!
All I can think is that those Olan Mills backdrops ain't what they used to be.